"Dear god, it’s like living in a world of parody. Dominic Cummings on his way back from Durham trying to make the 4pm statement [Lorde voice] Bet you rue the day you went to Durham in the carThe most uncomfortable I’ve seen an Englishman in a press conference since a 7-0 defeat in BarcelonaDominic Cummings dresses like a combination of every character from the 1st season of Skins x Barnard Castle has been getting some great reviews on Google Maps lately "I once took my wife and child on an hour's drive to test my eyesight" The only thing he’s cleared up is why he doesn’t speak in public muchCan your car cover more than 500 miles on one tank of fuel?This is the worst Judge’s house round of X Factor I’ve ever seen Dominic Cummings is talking but this is all I’m hearing x why do the BBC keep putting BNOC Powell on my fucking screen Often the best way to get the public onside is a quick description of your parents' sprawling estateMy wife observed earlier that Cummings looks like one of those guys you meet late at night at a festival who's really wasted and sits by your campfire and talks absolute shit for two hours and afterwards you all say to each other "No he's not my mate, I thought he was yours"If Dominic Cummings is 15 minutes late we all get to go homeStop keeping everyone waiting – you’re a fucking spad, not Karl LagerfeldThe advert was telling people how use one correctlyYou’re telling me Monica and Rachel could afford £1.8million?! "It is clear, however, that there is a plethora of additional information circulating in the public domain which deserves appropriate examination.
"It is vital that the Force can show it has the interests of the people of County Durham and Darlington at its heart, so that the model of policing by consent, independent of government but answerable to the law, is maintained," Mr White added.He said it will be for the Chief Constable to determine the operational response to the request and he is confident the force can show "proportionality and fairness in what has become a major issue of public interest and trust. Control the virus. Honey.
Control the virus. Because Johnson's decision last night made it clear there's a miles wide chasm between him and the UK population. Stay alert.
Here are our favourites, along with a whole bunch of funny … oh god that mini rugby ball is one of those ‘I’M JUST GONNA THROW THIS IDEA BALL AROUND THE ROOM AND IF YOU CATCH IT JUST SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOU JUST THE FIRST THING THERE ARE NO STUPID IDEAS SHARON HA HA COME ON THIS IS HOW WE CREATE, PEOPLE’ isn’t it If you or I left the house looking like this, our loved ones would stage an intervention. 4 days ago.
Like, one day there will be History GCSE questions about it.
Just resign," said a response to the tweet, summarising the mood of the responses.The Prime Minister led Sunday's briefing and backed Dominic Cummings